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Wednesday 25 May 2011

Gym Bunnies, Grasses and 'Uh-Oh Summers On Its way...'

What the hells going on?!? 2 posts in 2 days ahhhhhhhh........

Sooooo after many years of not really caring what i look like or to be more honest being lazy i finally joined a gym (some would say i like torture...).....Now im not the thinnest person nor the most fit....but looking around the gym you cant help but fell like you fit in.....for instance the day i joined i walked in...half expecting to see uber-fit-muscle men or women pumping 'iron'....Oh no no nooooooo...not this gym.....in this gym there are lots of weird creatures (or people) that have crawled out of somewhere......theres this one guy who if youve seen the peperami advert with the little peperami man you will know what im talkin about....hes stick thin and the same shape from his feet to the top of his head.....theres another lady who must be atleast 80....walks in with 2 walking sticks then gets on the bike and goes at a pace...that any slower she would go back in time.......im not having a go cos they all are trying their hardest to do what they gotta do...one thing tho.....they could atleast wipe their granny-peperami sweat from the machines before i have to sit on them...i leave the gym smelling like a old meat handler......

Blahhhhhhh....one thing i hate in this world (there are probably more than one thing)...is people who tell on people...grasses....snitches.....DICKHEADS! (please excuse my language this has really got my back up)...... so i was having a good day at work learning, well CPR today woooop, when i get a phone call from the people who own our block of flats.....they say they have recieved a complaint about our wheelie bin....(our wheelie bin recently had the lid ripped off by a heavy handed binman)....now this lady went on to tell me that the complaint was that our bin was overflowing and rubbish was going into peoples gardens (A total lie as i had picked up all the rubbish on my way out in the morning)....they carried on sayin they had also recieved a complaint about people not returning their bins to the back of the flat after they have been emptied......so not only did i have to go to work...but when i got home i had to find any spare wood i had and make a makeshift lid for the bin or face the possibility of a fine........FUCK FUCKETY FUCK FUCK.................oh and if you was wondering who made the complaint....ill give you one guess.....the only guy who takes his bin back in after they have been emptied.......God damn...Mother-whating JIMMYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!......Obv the trip through the shed didnt kill him gahhhh maybe next time (joking of corse).......

so i realise this post is rather long so ill keep this one short........What is it about the sun coming out that makes people want to wear the minimal of clothing??......now im not sayin girls with good to semi-good bodies, pretty girls, heck even guys who look after themselves cant do this....noooo far from it.....im talking about the ladies with lumps and bumps all over themselves, people with back fat, beer bellies, hairy backs etccc.....letting it all hang loose.....it seems like im having a go but im not...these people are lovely in their own right and have the right to show off if they choose.....but please......DONT RUIN MY EYESIGHT WITH YOUR HIDEOUSNESS THAT YOU ACTUALLY THINK LOOKS GOOD.....BUY A MIRROR HELL BUY 2 INCASE THE FIRST ONE BREAKS AFTER LOOKING AT YOUR QUASIMODO/CHEWBACCA LOVECHILD BEING IN.........


Soooooo maybe you can tell today has put me in a bad mood......well we cant all have good days everyday or else we will die im sure of it.......laters gators

SHAAAAAAAAA-TINGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BANG TIDY PIC OF THE DAY......

Tuesday 24 May 2011

Did Anyone Miss Me.........

WHOAAAAAAAAA.....Just seen that i hadnt written a post since february?!? wtf?!?!
well i know why.....and im not gunna bore you all with the details of whats been going on with me in my life.....but lets say its been pretty EPIC!.....(on a side note if anyone does want to know then that will take up a whole new post which ill add next time....but u gotta ask first lol)

Anyways i am back....for good i hope....well until something else happens haha....

Sooo wat funny things have i seen i hear you ask.....well lets see......

Right last week i was on my way to work and happened to hit some traffic.....now it was a lovely sunny day lots of people about...riding bikes etc....i stopped at the traffic lights next to this grassy area that leads on to the local park (i guess i dont know really)....and just as i thought my day was going to be a bad one.....this man came riding over the grass holding what looked like a scotch egg (if your not from over here you may not kno what this is.....its a snack sent from the heavens :P).......so anyway this man came riding past holding his heaven snackage....funny huh? ok thats not the end of the story....i found myself staring at him just as he hit, what can onli be described as an invisible trip wire....which sent him headfirst over hishandle bars and crashing to the ground......(what about the god touch edible magicness he was holding i hear you ask)....well dont worry he managed to keep hold of it...stand up and walk away pushing his bike..............EPIC FAIL!!!

Ummm...oh yeh you know jimmy?.....yeh u do...Jimmy....the guy who lives downstairs from me....no?....well you obv hasvent read my previous posts.....well anyways he has be doing some general gardening on his little patch at the back of our flats....well yesterday he was out their banging and crashing around...i wasnt taking any notice until i heard this almighty crash....followed by ' Oh My Goddddd Jimmmyyyyyyy...Are You Ok?.....' So i ran onto the balcony to see what had happened....and somehow he had tripped over and gone head first though his brand new shed.....well needless to say i was nearly on the floor laughing haha......Poor Jimmy

Soo anyways thats all i can think of right now....hopefully some of you have enjoyed reading my pointless post once more and maybe even missed me a little bit :P.......

Will write more in the next few days
Laters Haters.....

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