well i know why.....and im not gunna bore you all with the details of whats been going on with me in my life.....but lets say its been pretty EPIC!.....(on a side note if anyone does want to know then that will take up a whole new post which ill add next time....but u gotta ask first lol)
Anyways i am back....for good i hope....well until something else happens haha....
Sooo wat funny things have i seen i hear you ask.....well lets see......
Right last week i was on my way to work and happened to hit some traffic.....now it was a lovely sunny day lots of people about...riding bikes etc....i stopped at the traffic lights next to this grassy area that leads on to the local park (i guess i dont know really)....and just as i thought my day was going to be a bad one.....this man came riding over the grass holding what looked like a scotch egg (if your not from over here you may not kno what this is.....its a snack sent from the heavens :P).......so anyway this man came riding past holding his heaven snackage....funny huh? ok thats not the end of the story....i found myself staring at him just as he hit, what can onli be described as an invisible trip wire....which sent him headfirst over hishandle bars and crashing to the ground......(what about the god touch edible magicness he was holding i hear you ask)....well dont worry he managed to keep hold of it...stand up and walk away pushing his bike..............EPIC FAIL!!!
Ummm...oh yeh you know jimmy?.....yeh u do...Jimmy....the guy who lives downstairs from me....no?....well you obv hasvent read my previous posts.....well anyways he has be doing some general gardening on his little patch at the back of our flats....well yesterday he was out their banging and crashing around...i wasnt taking any notice until i heard this almighty crash....followed by ' Oh My Goddddd Jimmmyyyyyyy...Are You Ok?.....' So i ran onto the balcony to see what had happened....and somehow he had tripped over and gone head first though his brand new shed.....well needless to say i was nearly on the floor laughing haha......Poor Jimmy
Soo anyways thats all i can think of right now....hopefully some of you have enjoyed reading my pointless post once more and maybe even missed me a little bit :P.......
Will write more in the next few days
Laters Haters.....
KIND OF LIKE THE MAN IN MY STORY PIC OF THE DAY.....
Pointless post? Nah. Funny? yes.
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