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Wednesday 25 May 2011

Gym Bunnies, Grasses and 'Uh-Oh Summers On Its way...'

What the hells going on?!? 2 posts in 2 days ahhhhhhhh........

Sooooo after many years of not really caring what i look like or to be more honest being lazy i finally joined a gym (some would say i like torture...).....Now im not the thinnest person nor the most fit....but looking around the gym you cant help but fell like you fit in.....for instance the day i joined i walked in...half expecting to see uber-fit-muscle men or women pumping 'iron'....Oh no no nooooooo...not this gym.....in this gym there are lots of weird creatures (or people) that have crawled out of somewhere......theres this one guy who if youve seen the peperami advert with the little peperami man you will know what im talkin about....hes stick thin and the same shape from his feet to the top of his head.....theres another lady who must be atleast 80....walks in with 2 walking sticks then gets on the bike and goes at a pace...that any slower she would go back in time.......im not having a go cos they all are trying their hardest to do what they gotta do...one thing tho.....they could atleast wipe their granny-peperami sweat from the machines before i have to sit on them...i leave the gym smelling like a old meat handler......

Blahhhhhhh....one thing i hate in this world (there are probably more than one thing)...is people who tell on people...grasses....snitches.....DICKHEADS! (please excuse my language this has really got my back up)...... so i was having a good day at work learning, well CPR today woooop, when i get a phone call from the people who own our block of flats.....they say they have recieved a complaint about our wheelie bin....(our wheelie bin recently had the lid ripped off by a heavy handed binman)....now this lady went on to tell me that the complaint was that our bin was overflowing and rubbish was going into peoples gardens (A total lie as i had picked up all the rubbish on my way out in the morning)....they carried on sayin they had also recieved a complaint about people not returning their bins to the back of the flat after they have been emptied......so not only did i have to go to work...but when i got home i had to find any spare wood i had and make a makeshift lid for the bin or face the possibility of a fine........FUCK FUCKETY FUCK FUCK.................oh and if you was wondering who made the complaint....ill give you one guess.....the only guy who takes his bin back in after they have been emptied.......God damn...Mother-whating JIMMYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!......Obv the trip through the shed didnt kill him gahhhh maybe next time (joking of corse).......

so i realise this post is rather long so ill keep this one short........What is it about the sun coming out that makes people want to wear the minimal of clothing??......now im not sayin girls with good to semi-good bodies, pretty girls, heck even guys who look after themselves cant do this....noooo far from it.....im talking about the ladies with lumps and bumps all over themselves, people with back fat, beer bellies, hairy backs etccc.....letting it all hang loose.....it seems like im having a go but im not...these people are lovely in their own right and have the right to show off if they choose.....but please......DONT RUIN MY EYESIGHT WITH YOUR HIDEOUSNESS THAT YOU ACTUALLY THINK LOOKS GOOD.....BUY A MIRROR HELL BUY 2 INCASE THE FIRST ONE BREAKS AFTER LOOKING AT YOUR QUASIMODO/CHEWBACCA LOVECHILD BEING IN.........


Soooooo maybe you can tell today has put me in a bad mood......well we cant all have good days everyday or else we will die im sure of it.......laters gators

SHAAAAAAAAA-TINGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BANG TIDY PIC OF THE DAY......

2 comments:

  1. It isn't just summer, but the first hint of sunshine...even in the midst of winter. And as for those people who have soft-top cars, don't get me started.

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  2. How did you manage to take that photo?

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