V is for....Vangina!!!

WHOAAAAAAAA...YOU CANT SAY THAT ON HERE....I hear u all scream and yell......

well hold your horses go back and read it again it doesnt say what you thought it did.....and it doesn't mean the same thing nor anything to do with it infact.....so chill out for a sec....

The actually meaning of the word Vangina is: Vangina - A really good van

'omg did you see that vangina?'
'that vangina is scweeeeetttttt'

There are loads of Vanginas out there.....and im sure you all have your own favourite.....or one you yearn for.....and want to be inside....HEY!!! WERE TALKING VANS HERE......;)

My Top 2 have to be The Mystery Machine from Scooby Doo or ofcorse The A-Team van Awesomeness in abundance!!

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Interrupting People, The Local Crazy and Wannabee Soldier Man.....

Hey all so after having a think about wether or not i should continue writing on here and speaking to a few different people, ive decided that i will give it another shot although my entries wont be as frequent as the once were, they will still be here.......*crowd cheers*......

so lets kick off this entry with something that really gets my back up and just irritates me to the max......that is people who feel the need to constantly interupt either my own conversations or if someone is explaining something to a group they want to butt in......for example at one of my recent training days for work....i was having a conversation with the tutor...when this loud mouth sitting at the back has to jump in on top and give his own opinion....its not your turn to speak so SHUT THE FUDGE UP!....if onli i could say that without getting sent out but i cant so oh well haha maybe next time........

OK so i find weird people highly amusing right?......right.....well yesterday i was walking past the local doctors surgery and sat on the bench outside was this old lady (heavily tattooed arms, slicked back greasy hair, no shoes you kno the type).....well me being me i had to keep an eye on her just to see what she might do.....so i sat and watched (for about a hour) and every-time someone walked past she would clap her hands and shout at them....was highly amusing to see the look on their faces as this clearly mental woman gave them a round of applause......she defiantly is the kind of women who will walk in the supermarket and shout at the cheese.......

Last thing i want to talk about today......is about this guy....who....well let me describe him.....hes about 50-odd....not much hair....tiny mustache....oh yeh and he walks around in full army uniform!!!!......for any of you who know or can remember he bares a striking resemblance to Sgt. Slaughter who used to be in the WWE Wrestling.....hes clearly not in the army (my guess is he never has been)....but he frog marches all over the town.....whatever the weather you are sure to see him walking around as if he was on a routine drill..........one thing i should mention tho (and this is how i know that hes a sandwich short of a picnic) one hot summers day last year....i was sitting by the river...when Sgt mentalcase cames over.,...crouches down and fills his water bottle up from the very dirty river and drinks it down.....mmmmmmm YUMMY....BLAHHHHHHHH....

So there we go folks hope ya'll enjoyed it even a tincy bit...ill hit you all a new post in the next few days...

oooo yeh before i go i want to do a quick shout out....to a lovely lady who goes by the name The Blog Whore.....she writes a celebrity gossip based blog over at CELEBRITY RANT its a very good and funny read if you like reading a different view on some of the worlds celebrities...... sarcastic but very clever thats how i would put it :)....its kinda like what we all think of celebs but dont say.....so go check it out CELEBRITY RANT CLICK HERE


WHOOO ATE MY SANDWICH??.....OH WAIT......ITS HERE IN MY SHOE....OOO LOOK AT THIS PIC OF THE DAY.....

U is for.....Ugmo

Im pretty sure many if not all of you have seen, during your day to day lives, an Ugmo!!

As im aware you probably all have, but beacause u dont know what it means, your now sitting there thinking......what is it?...is it an animal?.....an object?......for the love of mankind TELLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.......

well hold your horses lol....because first i must say....if when you find out what it is....you dont think uve ever seen one.....then one word of advice.....it might just be you!!

soooo shadies and mentalmen here it is......a Ugmo is......*drum roll*...........

Ugmo - A really really super duper ugly person


Used as....
'Wowzaaaaa did you see that Ugmo?'
'Shes a right Ugmo'

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*Holiday Special*.....She-Beast, Rogue Seagulls and Roadkill Part 2.....

Sooooo hello all again.....its been a week and as you can guess from the title....the reason i havent written lately is because i went on holiday....to the sunny west country....Somerset in fact....very relaxing holiday with alot of things that i wish i had my laptop with me to write about but i will try to think of some of the more interesting and amusing things over the next few days to keep you occupied for....well maybe 10 minutes of your life that you will never get back muhahahahahahaah......

So the first thing i want to tell you about is....Well how can i put this politly....ummm.....The devil most certainly did not go to Georgia.....Infact he went to a little place called Burnham-on-Sea in somerset....and was reincarnated as a She-Beast......Shes about 6ft 2ins tall has bright red curly hair and walks with a kind of limp that makes you think.....is that cos shes not used to wearing shoes on her tiny little hooven feet.....she gave me one stare and i swear to you all now...a little wee came out....

Now staying by the seaside of corse you are going to encounter seagulls.....now i dont know if they have these in America (for you people who come from over there)......but these ones that were where i was staying were more like mini aeroplanes that swoop down and pretty much try to take your head off......now we had this one seagull who would stand on your caravan every morning.....(waiting for me to some out to attack i bet)....kinda scared me until i saw that he only had one foot......he wasnt missing a hwole leg...oh no no nooo....just a foot.....but he still stood as if he had 2?......now i was wondering does he ever forget he only has one then when he leans to that side does he fall over??......i tried to get him too for the whole holiday but never managed too....dissappointing.....

Right finally i want to talk about something that i have written about before.....Roadkill....you can read the other entry here if you havent before.....whilst on holiday driving around seeing this animal suicide wall of fame.....i thought i should probably start a tick chart to see if i could see every type of animal with tyre marks over them....so heres my list soo far....Badger, Squirrel, Fox, Rabbit, Magpie, Crow, Frog, Kestrel, Pidgeon, Deer......so my question to all of you is what animals have you seen flattened???.....

******* ON A SIDE NOTE *******

To be honest im relly struggling to find any enjoyment or drive to continue writting on this blog.....i havent had the amount of interest i thought i could have got....mostly down to my own fault...and not knowing how to put my blog out in the wider world....and its probably because....well my blog isnt the best read around nor is it probably in the top 1 million....so im afraid to say that im probably not going to write for much longer on here or at all....im sure i wont really be missed....if anyone wants to give me any tips or try to motivate me again then be my guest....if not then ill probably stop by the end of this week.....its been nice knowing the few of you who read me.....all the best

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