My Childhood...........................

Hey All hope we are having a good weekend.....sooo once again im gunna write a blog entry about something that doesn't really fit in with what I write, however I believe some of the things that happened to me when growing up was quite funny and I thought id share them with you all....so here goes.....

1. Crash Test Dummies: Now most of you will know what these are (if not they are the human dummies they use when testing new cars etc), well i myself was used in this way, not by a new exiting company, but by my mother......she used to drive down our road (not fast) and id b sat on the floor for some reason and then she would break hard and id bounce around....i know this sounds dangerous but i enjoyed it (probably why i am like i am).....

2. Knife throwing.... OK if you thought the first one was dangerous, by this point you will be calling for the police haha.....right one day my mum was in the kitchen cooking, and i was outside, just as i entered through the front door i heard a shout of 'THINK FAST!!' and then saw this knife come flying towards me only to miss by a few inches.....

(do you get the feeling i was bullied growing up??)...........

3. Human Coconut Shy....haha ok this one is quite funny and makes people laugh when i tell them....my mum (again) used to sit me on a bucket in our garden and throw potatoes at me trying to knock me off....like a human coconut shy only you dont win the coconut with this one haha....

(you figured out the connection to all of these yet??)

4. Stair Sledding....this one is really fun so i suggest to you all, go out and try it now!!!......right all you have to do is wrap yourself in your duvet.....take a seat at the top of your staircase....and push yourself off......you will slide all the way down and probably hit your head but hey ho all in the name of fun.......once again my mum got me into this buy throwing me down at first haha............

5. Polished Floor.......ok we used to have wooden floor at my house, and once i was upstairs, and my mum thought it would be a good idea (idiot) to spray furniture polish on the floor (duhhh).....then without telling me she called me down.....however not noticing the new shiny floor...i entered into what i would call, 'the best Michael Jackson impersonation ever' as i did the moonwalk followed by both of my legs flying up in the air and me ending up on my back.........

So as you can see my childhood was filled with me being bullied and made the but of the joke by my own mother, but hey, its made me smarter.....IM OFF SLEDDING!!!!!

UMMM this blog post might be a bit boring so i apologise to you all but heres a picture to make it a bit better............