Birds at night?, Stupid People and Annoying Jimmy..........

Ok heres something that has been bugging me for a while, yet i dnt quite know why its happening......When i try to go to sleep at night, theres always this noise that keeps me awake....BIRDS SINGING!!!
Now im not an expert but im pretty sure birds shouldnt be singing at like 1am??? GO TO BED BIRDY'S!!! I like the sound of bird song on a sunny day, but this is annoying, i am this close *makes reli short length with fingers* to going out and finding these birds to shut them up!!

I was thinking back to when i used to work in a supermarket, about some of the more funny times that stuck in the memory, and in a way made working there more bearable (even if it was just for 10 mins) so heres a few things that happened that i just couldnt quite believe wen i heard them:

1. i was on the customer service desk when this man came in, he looked normal, but i tell you, he was far from it lol. He had brought a jar of marmite (for those who dont know what it is, its a yeast extract that us brits put in sandwiches, on toast etc, and its dark brown in colour) well he claimed that it wasnt the right colour and that it must be off! a 15 minute conversation occured, and in it he claimed that it was too brown, now i dont kno what he was expecting me to do but oh well.

2. they now have these machine in our supermarkets that allow the customer to scan their own shopping. However because some items are age restricted e.g. alcohol when they try to scan these a prompt comes up for the attendent to approve. now i was working on these machines when a man scanned some beer, *swift propt occurs* and he says 'for gods sake why is it asking for apporval' i politly explain thats its because you have to be over 18 to purchase alcohol, angrily and rude he says 'well its clear i am', as if to say the machine should know that he is over 18??? tryin to bite my tongue i calmly reminded him that machines cnt tell the age of people. Well lets just say he wanted to speak to my manager so as 'the customer is always right' the manager was called. ahhh how i dont miss that job haha.

Right finally for today, i need to get something off my chest, now yesterday i talked about the lady downstairs, but today i need to talk about the man who lives on the bottom floor.
Lets call him Jimmy, cos well, his name is Jimmy. Now Jimmy is the kind of nosey, and 'busy body' person whos always doing something, whether it be looking after the communial garden or shouting 'jay-jay' every hour of the day, (jay-jay being his dog) hes just always there, but heaven forbid you park in his parking space!!
Now we have a private car park but noone has their own space, but he always parks in the same one, i made th emistake of parking where he does once, and what he did both shocked and made me laugh haha.
He actually waited outside the next day for me to move my car and then he went and got in his van and moved to the space. So recently ive been tryin to park in his space, and when i do get in it, i casually walk out to my car a few times get in it.......then get bk out again!!! IN YOUR FACE JIMMY!!!!

OK today was probably the worst and most pointless post of mine but well.....its early and im tired so there *pokes tongue out*

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