Sexual Innuendo, The old man and 'If i wanted to look at that, id have gone to the Zoo'......

Hello all.....Hope we are all having a good day....one thing.....ITS FRIDAYYYYYYY!!!

Right the first thing i wanna talk about today, and i dont know if im the only one who finds this, But i was in the Supermarket earlier, and i couldnt beleive how many things you see, have some sort of sexual innuendo's attatched to them.
For example i was in the fruit and veg aisle, id just walked past the cucumbers (long) and Apples (firm) and just then i heard an old woman say 'i love melons'.....i thought the same ;).
I carried on shopping and then came to, what probably was either the funniest or most disgusting thing ive heard in a while, there were a couple of ladies by the fridge where the cream is , and i kid you not, one said to the other, 'i love the squirty cream, its best when squirted straight in your mouth'.....hmmmmmm......

Now, some of you might have figured out that i like to watch people, that i find interesting. Well also on this shopping trip i noticed this little old man who was, obviously sent by his wife to get some shopping (i could tell this cos he had a perfectly written shopping list and the look on his face, you could tell he didnt know what he was doing). This man caught my attention because he stood staring blankly at a sign that said 'buy on get 2 free' now to normal people this was easy to understand. But not to him he stood there for a good 10 mins, me watching nearby, before muttering to himself 'but i only want one, now i have to buy 3'!!! bless his cotton socks, we thats if he wore socks!!! That i dont get, but i wont start on that ill leave that for tomorrow!

Before my shopping trip i thought id sit and have a nice coffee, in the supermarket cafe. So i got my coffee, put my headphones in and sat down with the paper for a quiet 10mins before i started.
Nearing the end of my coffee i felt someone tap me on the shoulder, i turned round and this angry looking old man (not the same one as before) was standing there.
Apparantly my music was too loud for him and he continued to tell me 'If i wanted to listen to music that loud id have gone to a rock concert!!'.......i was listening to Bruno Mars, but he looked angry so i thought id better not say 'actually its not rock music' otherwise he might hit me.......so instead, and for no apparant reason, im still tryin to figure out why i said it, but this is what came out of my mouth......'Well if i wanted to see that resembles a gorilla eating a squirrel, then i would have gone to the zoo today'.....Obviously offended and even more angry he wandered off muttering something un-postable haha.

LAUGH TILL YOU PEE PIC OF THE DAY...........