Weird Phobias, The Pointless Things in life and 'WTF? Was That?'........

Ahhh the beginning of a new week, Hope we all had a good Weekend :D.....

Right now im fairly sure most people have a phobia or are scared of something in life, may it being heights, death, spiders or scared of being alone. These are the common ones, but thats not what im about.....I have found out that there are some really funny and damn right strange things people are afraid of.....the first one is Melophobia - The Fear of Music???....how on earth can someone have a phobia of something that is all around us in commercials, radio tv everything......Another is Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Which irronically is the fear of Long Words???.....you can just imagaine someone sitting there going 'oh im scared of long words, i kno im going to look up what that is called OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOO'....ok the last one ill give u and it just made me laugh because of how stupid it is but its...Arachibutyrophobia - or the fear of getting peanut butter stuck in the roof of your mouth????.....Who comes up with this? THEY ARE JUST TRYIN TO MAKE UP NEW WORDS NOW!!!!

I was having a conversation with a good friend of mine, over a drink (or 10) and we got into a conversation about the most pointless things in life, now take into account we were both very drunk at this point, i dont think we came up with that bad of a list here are some of the things we came up with......
1. Stickers on novelty shampoo/bath soap that says this is not food??
2. the amazon kindle - over £100 for what is essentially a book!!!
3. Vegetarian products that are made to resemble meat e.g vegetarian bacon - just eat normal goddamn bacon if u want it....
4. Banana Guard (the thing to put your bananas in to keep them fresh)
5. Rushing when you are late for something - your already late why hurry

Right now the last thing i want to talk about today is, well has anyone subconsciously thought that there is something or someone following you or watching you, and every noise you hear makes u go 'OMG WHAT WAS THATTTT?'.
Well i had one of these moments yesterday i was walking home after a fairly heavy drinking session, and i came to a fork in the roads, now normally i would go right and take the road with the streetlights, but for some reason this time i decided to go through the dark wooded area, WRONG CHOICE!! I swear someone was following me..i kept hearing footsteps, whispering and movement...really scared me.......just as whatever it was was closing in and i thought my life was over.........i woke up and realised i had fallen asleep in the pub haha.....plus i dont even live near any woods... Crazyyy AY??............

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