Men in Lycra, The Lady Downstairs and 'You cant talk about that'..........

Right first things first, not alot of things put 'the fear' into me besides the sea (dont ask) and flying bugs (read previous posts) but one thing really starts to get my heart racing and really brings terror to me, and that is.......MEN IN LYCRA!!!.... You know these men who wear lycra cycling shorts or jogging shorts, i mean come on guys, that outfir leaves nothing to the imagination you can actually see your.......i wont go into detail but i reli think this sort of thing needs to be banned!!!

ok im probably not alone here, and im sure many of you know (or are related to :P) someone who is a few sandwiches short of a picnic. Well the person who im reffering to lives in the flat below mine, and well lets just say she is NUCKIN' FUTS!!!!.....She constantly gets locked out of the flats in her pyjamas, plays music all hours of the night, hoovers at like 5am and basically looks like she needs sectioning haha but hey i for one will not be tellin her shes mental........

Now this part may shock a few people or annoy people and its reli not intended to do that, you see, sometimes when im speaking to my friends or whatever, i sometimes say stuff that offends people. Now i am not a racist, im not sexist and i am not homophobic, but i sometimes say things that people who dont know me, or dont listen to the whole conversation might get the idea that i am all of those things. Overall i think the world nowadays is a little bit touchy on all those subjects i mean people tend to play on the fact that you cant say anything these days.....if we all would just relax a little bit and just get on with it the world would be a better place......nothing somes it up more than this song.....


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